Sympathy left the chat.
When she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"...
When she skips a meal, the stock market drops....
When she tried to join an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."...
She brought a spoon to the Super Bowl....
Ducks throw bread at her....
Bigfoot took a picture of her....
When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother....
She has a picture of Moses in her yearbook....
When she steps on a scale, it says "To be continued..."...
She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind....
Her portraits hang themselves....
When she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes....
She chases the garbage truck with a shopping list....
She knew Burger King when he was still a prince....
She climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side....
She has her own area code....
When she looks in the mirror, her reflection ducks....
She thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team....
When she goes camping, the bears hide their food....
She thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs....