Screw in, crack up.
One, but they'll need a $999 adapter....
Who cares? They never get the house anyway....
None. It turns itself in....
None. They'll just shoot out the old one and call it freedom....
None of your damn business!...
Five. One to screw it in and four to share the experience....
I don't know, but I'll Google it real quick....
Their changing it whom? Grammar!...
They refuse. We need to preserve it for future generations....
Zero point nine repeating. So basically one....
How DARE you assume its need to be changed!...
None. They're too busy asking if you want fries with that....
Only one, but it takes nine years and they still call it a contribution to society....
None. That's what the janitor is for....
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Twelve. One to do it and eleven to explain why it's better than iOS....
One. But they'll spend 2 hours telling you how it's better than your regular lightbulb....
None. They don't have bathroom breaks, let alone time for that....
None. They just cancel the darkness....
1 to change it, 50 to argue about whether it needed changing, and 1000 to repost it....