when regular jokes need an antidote.
A sentence....
A fish. The absence of functional eyes doesn't change its taxonomic classification....
Blue paint....
Apparently not five because my basement is still dark....
Where's my tractor?...
Come in....
She was hit by a bus....
He gets a concussion....
Because it's pointless....
She should be worried about her health....
A garbage truck....
Because he's dead....
Grass. I lied about the wheels....
A stick....
He didn't. He's an inanimate object incapable of receiving awards....
A carrot....
Kill his family....
Robin, get in the Batmobile!...
Being raped....
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her....