🐌 Animal Jokes

Purrfection meets punchlines

What do you call a wolf that knows where he's going?

Aware wolf!...

What do you call a monkey that loves chips?

A chipmunk!...

Why did the spider buy a car?

So it could take it out for a spin!...

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud!...

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!...

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A fsh!...

Why did the owl invite friends?

He didn't want to be owl by himself!...

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato!...

Why did the duck cross the road?

Because it was the chicken's day off!...

What do you call a snake that works for the government?

A civil serpent!...

Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose!...

Why don't leopards play hide and seek?

Because they're always spotted!...

What do you call a lazy dog?

A hot dog!...

Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have tiny ant-ibodies!...

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honeycombs!...

Why did the horse chew with his mouth open?

Because he had bad stable manners!...

What time do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn!...

Why did the gorilla go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well!...

What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse!...

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost!...