Because two meanings beat one.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough....
I told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction....
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved....
A man who stole a calendar got 12 months. They say the judge really wanted to make an example out of...
What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's R, but it's actually the C!...
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now....
I see food and I eat it....
Because it's two tired....
But I couldn't fit in....
It was tense....
It's bound to take me places....
Now I use my hands....
Its days are numbered....
But I lost interest....
Really makes my day....
I mist....
It's impossible to put down!...
A gummy bear!...