The facts, but louder.
And he will....
He waits....
True story....
With his fists....
He doesn't turn the lights on. He turns the dark off....
Time is just too scared to pass him....
With his imaginary fists....
Nobody knows how....
Paper gets Chuck Norris cuts....
At night....
He wins fair and square....
The cars have to look both ways....
And it's perfectly cooked....
He is the weapon....
And the sound is deafening....
Chuck Norris bites frost....
Because the road moves for him....
Multiple times a day....
He holds air hostage....
Because butter fears him....