👿 Dark Humor

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Why shouldn't you bully people with disabilities?

They never stand up for themselves....

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Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus

And I lost my job as a bus driver....

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What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist....

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas?

Cancer....

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Where did Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust....

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I made a website for orphans

It doesn't have a homepage....

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I don't have a carbon footprint

I just drive everywhere....

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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it

We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer....

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage....

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Why do orphans like playing tennis?

Because it's the only love they get....

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What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message....

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I asked a Chinese girl for her number

She said "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said "Wow!" Then her friend said "She means 666-3629."...

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What's yellow and can't swim?

A bus full of children....

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Why was the anti-vaxxer's 4-year-old crying?

Midlife crisis....

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What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?

A cherry float....

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Remember, you're unique

Just like everyone else....

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's a watermelon....

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is....

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What's the best part about 28-year-olds?

There's twenty of them....

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