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Dark mode

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs!...

⭐ 6.0

Stack Overflow

Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they can't C#....

⭐ 7.0

Git Commit

There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't....

⭐ 0.0

Debugging Time

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks... Can I join you?...

⭐ 0.0

Why do Java developers wear glasses?

Because they don't C#....

⭐ 7.0

There are 10 types of people in the world

Those who understand binary and those who don't....

⭐ 7.0

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It's a hardware problem....

⭐ 0.0

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays....

⭐ 0.0

A SQL query walks into a bar

Walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"...

⭐ 0.0

Why do programmers prefer dark mode?

Because light attracts bugs!...

⭐ 0.0

Programming Jokes compiles laughs from commit to deploy. Expect language-agnostic puns, dev-life observations, and API-level sarcasm. Programming Jokes ships clean punchlines you can drop in stand-ups, retros, and pull requests—humor that passes code review and still breaks the tension. Programming Jokes turns bugs into bits of joy.

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