🆘 Dad Jokes

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent!...

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!...

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!...

How do you organize a space party?

You planet!...

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener!...

Why did the broom get a good grade?

Because it swept the test!...

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs?

A condescending con descending!...

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

He needed space!...

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky!...

Why did the light bulb fail school?

It wasn't very bright!...

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!...

Why did the turkey join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks!...

What do you call a bear stuck in the rain?

A drizzly bear!...

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!...

Why did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field!...

What do you call a rabbit wearing a kilt?

Hopscotch!...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese!...

Why did the pepper put on a sweater?

Because it was a little chili!...

What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

A barbecue!...