Maximum funny, minimum words.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kat ads....
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once....
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet....
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!...
The invisible man married the invisible woman. The kids weren't much to look at either....
I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once....
Fruit flies like a banana....
But then I changed my mind....
I had to put my foot down....
But I know I wouldn't get a reaction....
But none of them work....
Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads....
She looked surprised....
But then it grew on me....
Eventually I had to take his bike away....
It's a shame they'll never meet....