🦠 Science Jokes

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What did the photon say when asked if she needed to check luggage?

No, I'm traveling light!...

What did Benjamin Franklin say after discovering electricity?

Nothing! He was too shocked!...

What do you call a scientific pig?

An oinkologist!...

Why don't scientists trust atoms anymore?

Because they make up everything!...

What kind of tree can fit in your hand?

A palm tree!...

Why is the dieting advice to eat light so dangerous?

That's how you become a black hole!...

What did one lab rat say to the other?

I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a snack!...

Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff!...

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

A one molar solution!...

What did the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs say?

T-Rex, I'm coming for you!...

Why did the photon check into a hotel?

He was traveling light!...

What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you!...

Why did the bacteria fail the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing!...

What is a physicist's favorite part of a baseball game?

The wave!...

What sound does a subatomic duck make?

Quark!...

Why are chemists great for solving problems?

They're always working with solutions!...

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

Febreeze!...

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Because he was so down to earth!...

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!...

Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land doesn't wave back!...