🫦 Blonde Jokes

Bright hair, dim ideas, sharp jokes.

Why did the blonde put her bed in the fireplace?

She wanted to sleep like a log!...

Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice?

Because it said "concentrate"!...

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!...

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing out all the W's!...

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant!...

Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side!...

How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?

Tell her a joke on Friday!...

Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side!...

What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A brunette with dirty roots!...

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!...

How do you confuse a blonde?

You don't. They're born that way!...

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar?

She heard the drinks were on the house!...

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!...

Why did the blonde sell her car for gas money?

She needed gas!...

How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in her ear!...

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

They always forget the recipe!...

What do you call a blonde with a dollar on her head?

All you can eat under a buck!...

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

She was trying to make up her mind!...

How did the blonde try to kill a bird?

She threw it off a cliff!...

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

Toes Go In First!...