Bright hair, dim ideas, sharp jokes.
She wanted to sleep like a log!...
Because it said "concentrate"!...
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!...
She kept throwing out all the W's!...
Pregnant!...
To see what was on the other side!...
Tell her a joke on Friday!...
A brunette with dirty roots!...
She didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!...
You don't. They're born that way!...
She heard the drinks were on the house!...
Gifted!...
She needed gas!...
Shine a flashlight in her ear!...
They always forget the recipe!...
All you can eat under a buck!...
She was trying to make up her mind!...
She threw it off a cliff!...
Toes Go In First!...