Haaland doesn't need a hat-trick.
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Haaland once passed the ball.
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Goalkeepers don't dive against Haaland.
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Haaland doesn't press.
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The offside rule was never a rule for Haaland.
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Haaland doesn't warm up.
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Haaland doesn't stretch before games.
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Haaland does yoga.
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Doctors x-rayed Haaland's leg.
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Haaland Jokes
Jokes about Erling Haaland, the unstoppable Norwegian goal machine — from goalkeeping nightmares to comparisons with football legends.