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How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes dials stupidity to performance art—head-turning highlights become head-scratching setups, engineered for clean kills. Expect savage misreads, gleaming wordplay, and punchlines that sting like salon-grade ammonia. Blonde Jokes trades nuance for impact and mercy for momentum, delivering quotable roasts you can drop anywhere laughs are earned, not given.

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