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Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500 feet of a school?

Because he's dead.

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Anti-Jokes celebrate the art of nothing-special delivered very precisely. Expect literal answers, cancelled twists, and punchlines that politely decline to appear. Anti-Jokes is ideal for lovers of understatement, logical mischief, and anti-climax done right. Share them when you want to confuse a crowd and earn respect from the one person paying attention.

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