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A man went to see his doctor, and the doctor said, "I have some bad news and some worse news." The man asked for the bad news first, and the doctor replied, "You have only 24 hours to live."

Gutted, the man said, "That's terrible! Wait a minute—what's the worse news?" The doctor responded, "I should have told you yesterday."

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