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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other's a watermelon.

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Dark Humor jokes that drags taboo into the spotlight and smiles for the mugshot. No soft landings, no comforting moral—just precision cruelty and elegant bleakness. Expect snap cuts to the punchline, morally bankrupt asides, and aftertastes that linger. Dark Humor jokes rewards thick skin and quick reflexes, because the joke isn’t safe—and neither are you.

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