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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

You may have graduated, but I've got more degrees!

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Science Jokes mixes lab-grade accuracy with low-pressure laughs. Expect atoms, astronomy, and beautifully bad hypotheses. Science Jokes is clean, classroom-compatible, and perfect for slides, Slack, or stargazing breaks—reproducible results not guaranteed, controlled chuckles strongly indicated.

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